hello titty.

before any men start scrolling rapidly looking for boobie pics, there won't be any! :P that was the name of the hunt i went on, why? because i now have mesh boobs.

-.-

i initially got the demo for the lush mesh boobs, intending on having the good hearty laugh i was denied by lolas tango mesh boobs, who have no fuckin demo. unfortunately, that backfired on me majorly, as i ended up LIKING the damned things!!! epic backfiring. fmsl.

i had enough outfits in sl that came with tango appliers, that i could see how they would look dressed, since the tango appliers kinda sorta work with the lush boobies... but i didn't have the L$ for them, as i was being lil good girl here, and saving my rent first. however, a very sweet gentleman friend of mine was so generous as to treat me (and himself in a way) to a nice set of mesh boobies. even got me a cute lingerie set from blacklace, since i had no pretty undies to match with them.

*feels prettyyyy, oh so prettyyyy....* wtf, i hate fake prim/mesh boobs, wtf happened to me???

very simply, unlike quite a few avis running around in their massive, improperly aligned, mismatched in colour boobs on horrid shapes (y'all look like rubber chickens with implants, wtf!!!! and before people get butthurt... i'm not dissing on a look, but if your shape has right angles, tiny to no shoulders, unrealistically wide hips, and super skinny legs, stop fuckin with the sliders and seek professional help. it's just NOT a good look!)... mine were aligned, colour matched, proportional for my tastes (i didn't want them too big, just a bit bigger than me in rl), and my shape is well... based somewhat on me in rl (good genes... was told recently i have a coke bottle shape, and he didn't mean the liter size, smartasses.) i am quite pleased with the overall look, and that, combined with my new darker skin...fuckin hell, i look hot. 

a humourous side effect has been the reactions of some men in sl. seems that regardless of if a man considers himself an assman, leg man, etc.... show a pair of big boobs, even moderately big, and they all, more or less, have the same reaction:

TITTIES!!! O.O

I'm still laughing from that,because it was funny as hell, but i am happy (WTF!!!!) with my mesh boobies (FMSL!!!), and glad for the positive feedback... even though my big sis may look like she's about to puke at the sight of em. 

Next on my list, new hair and clothing... because i do need some more outfits and lingerie... and most of my hairs are NOT mesh boobs friendly! :o i guess i'll suffer through some shopping.... *fake sniffles and hides a grin*

nadya Kruyschek (and her new boobehs)

Family

Some may scoff at the idea of considering people you meet online as family. To those, I offer a nice tall, refreshing, ice-cold glass of shut the fuck up, jackass. I've met guys, and really cared about them, fallen for them, though not in love; those fuckers aren't around past a few months if that. Scoff at those relationships maybe, but not at my family.

Those I call my family, my SL sisters and brothers, you're getting an official upgrade and fuck anyone who doesn't like it. You have been there for me in good times and bad, encouraging me when I needed it, a loyal shoulder to cry on without feeling along my back for a soft spot to stab, the kick in the ass when i needed it, always removing my head OUT my arse just before for safety's sake, and more trustworthy, honourable, loving, caring, and honest than ANY friend I ever had in "real" life. Screw calling you SL anything, you guys are my real life friends. Screw saying you're like the sisters/brothers i never had, you're closer to me than those I grew up with, and I love you guys more than anyone else I'm related to, except my own mother, because you've EARNED that place in my heart and my trust. I don't need you to be in SL, or skype, or email constantly to know you have my back. Words aren't needed when actions have more than proven something. You are my family, and I love you guys. God sent you guys into my life to make up for the absence of my own flesh and blood, who are with him, and I am thankful for that every day.

I love you guys. *huggles you all tight, regardless of distance*

nadya

P.S. If anyone doesn't get this, stfu and hope that you're lucky enough one day to understand it, but don't you dare think you know better, or try to pooh pooh it. Even the toenail clippings of my family have more worth to me than your opinion.

breaking news!

actually, this should be called breaking ears, cuz it's old news to me that i cannot sing. however, i was in a damn good mood today, and decided to try singing along to one of my favourite singers, natacha atlas. she has a beautiful voice, simply beautiful voice and sings in arabic. did i mention i don't speak or understand any arabic?

a perfect recipe for sonic torture right there.

so i also decided to record myself as i sing along to what's playing on my headset. and i just sang away. so now comes the time to survey the damage to my fragile ego (yeah, whatever, i know i can't sing anyways, so not a shock really). i play it back to myself and.... i sound like an arabic ghost haunting a dentists office with a mouth full of cotton and a sinus infection!

fail, with extra fail, a side order of fail, some failsauce, and a large fail please... in fact, supersize it.

so i shall give my poor abused vocal chords a rest, the neighbours the answer to their prayers, and my stomach a much needed break (cuz i was doubled over laughing my ass off and that shit works the abs even better than crunches!), and NEVER SING AGAIN!

till the next time i feel a little masochistic streak in myself and decide some personal, private humiliation of a comedic nature is in order. :P

nadya "can't carry a tune in a bloody bucket" Kruyschek

1700 Days of SL!

And I don't look a day over 1000. :P

nadya Kruyschek