Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Respect

Respect is something that I hold very highly, and refuse to do without. My boyfriend is my boyfriend, because he treats me with respect, and earns my respect back. Anyone who is a part of my life, online and/or offline, must be respectful of me as well as others, or they are no longer a part of my life, online and/or offline. Any man who wishes to be a part of my SL is always informed that I have a boyfriend, and they need to respect that, regardless of our being polyamorous. They are also informed that just because we are poly does not mean they get me. (Fucking idiots.) However, some apparently do not have the ability to behave themselves, or to be respectful not only of my relationship, but also of my wishes.

Well guess what, assholes??

My SL is not a democracy, it's a fucking dictatorship. I decide what is or is not allowed. You have no vote in this, you have no right to argue against it. It's my SL and I do what the fuck I want. When you make the mistake of thinking YOU can do what the fuck you want, in MY SL? Guess what motherfucker, your ass gets booted.

If I wanted to fuck you, you'd be passed out across your goddamned desk. You're well awake and unfucked by me, which means clearly, I do NOT want you. So that also means I do not want you saying hello and following that with emoting kissing my pussy, because frankly, I'd rather cut my vagina off and stitch the opening shut with a flap of skin ripped off of my ass, than to have you kiss it. That I emoted, in response, "slapping the black off of you" should have been a hint, but I guess you are one of those males who have no brains beyond what lies in their ballsack, because you proceed to emote sucking on my clit. Are you fucking brain dead? Not motherfucking interested, asshole. I let you know with fair warning, that I will boot you off my friend list if you don't behave. You stated that you don't care. I booted you off my list. Very simple. Yet you persist in IMing me despite that, to give some lame ass excuse that you were joking. I clearly was not laughing and not in the mood for your idiocy, and warned you. As it's my SL, you are now muted.

Fuck off.

Let this be a lesson to the next shit for brains dumbassed horny motherfucker who fucks with my last goddamned nerve. I do not put up with bullshit, and I have no interest in coddling your ego or helping you empty your shriveled useless balls, which if you have any brains right now ought to be creeping up into your body in terror.

[2014/05/27 19:59:52]  Asshole has begun an IM session with you.
[2014/05/27 20:00:02]  Asshole: hi baby ,  kisses your pussy
[2014/05/27 20:01:50]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) slaps the black off of you
[2014/05/27 20:01:57]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): how are you doing?
[2014/05/27 20:02:42]  Asshole: looks on the ground for the black , damn baby
[2014/05/27 20:02:54]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): :)
[2014/05/27 20:04:21]  Asshole: sucks your clit while im lookin for the blackness
[2014/05/27 20:05:02]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): okay, you're about to get your ass booted off my list if you don't behave yourself, ok?
[2014/05/27 20:05:56]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): unsurprisingly, someone latching onto various body parts in emote without being invited to, does nothing to turn me on. go figure.
[2014/05/27 20:07:11]  Asshole: lol doesnt care

{Asshole removed from friend list; Window closed.}

[2014/05/27 20:10:03]  Asshole has begun an IM session with you.
[2014/05/27 20:10:03]  Autoresponse sent to Asshole

{Window closed.}

[2014/05/27 20:10:12]  Asshole has begun an IM session with you.
[2014/05/27 20:10:12]  Autoresponse sent to Asshole
[2014/05/27 20:11:18]  JerseyMan: i was joking around you think i was trying to eat you through im's lol you crack me up

{Window closed again.}

[2014/05/27 20:11:18]  Autoresponse sent to Asshole
[2014/05/27 20:11:51]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): i just find it irritating, and don't have to deal with it.
[2014/05/27 20:11:54]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): bye

{Window closed. Again.}

[2014/05/27 20:12:31]  Asshole has begun an IM session with you.
[2014/05/27 20:12:31]  Autoresponse sent to Asshole

{Window closed once more and getting more pissed off.}

[2014/05/27 20:12:38]  Asshole has begun an IM session with you.
[2014/05/27 20:12:38]  Autoresponse sent to Asshole
[2014/05/27 20:12:39]  Asshole: yeah yeah im bored to

{Muted Asshole; Window closed for the last time.}

Was I too subtle? -.-

Princess Nadya Crème Brûlée Panda



Sunday, May 18, 2014

My New Blog: Anti-Anti-Inspect Shield: Volume 1, Issue 1?

Not closing up shop on this one however. The new blog is SL shopping oriented, and will have only those rants that pertain to shopping lol. :P Oh, and pics of great clothes, accessories, and links to where you can make yourself broke.


Anti-Anti-Inspect Shield: Volume 1, Issue 1?: This is the first post for my new blog, Anti-Anti-Inspect Shield. It's a bit pretentious of someone to wear that ridiculous thing, to pr...

Thursday, May 8, 2014

So sad.

[03:30:04 AM]  ------: hey
[03:30:04 AM]  Autoresponse sent to ------
[03:30:20 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): hello :)
[03:31:00 AM]  ------: how are you? :)
[03:31:19 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): i'm doing well and yourself?
[03:31:25 AM]  ------: im doing good too
[03:31:27 AM]  ------: whats up?
[03:32:25 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): the sky
[03:32:27 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): this skybox
[03:32:43 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): everyone in this room who is in a nighttime timezone
[03:33:06 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): things that will go down, cuz what goes up must come down
[03:33:13 AM] ------: lol
[03:33:19 AM] ------: i didnt understand
[03:33:25 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): oh dear god.
[03:33:31 AM] ------: lol
[03:33:42 AM]  ------: that there are people with night time in there
[03:33:47 AM]  ------: and what goes up goes down
[03:33:52 AM]  ------: it is a bit like...WTF
[03:33:54 AM]  ------: lol
[03:34:23 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) stares blankly at you.
[03:34:47 AM]  ------: ...what?

Was that really so hard to understand? My god, what is the world coming to??

Monday, May 5, 2014

Boobies and Butthurtness!

[12:20:10 AM]   -------- has begun an IM session with you.
[12:20:10 AM]  Autoresponse sent to  --------
[12:20:17 AM]   --------: Your very stunning
[12:22:03 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): thank you
[12:22:20 AM]   --------: How are you
[12:22:35 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): I am doing well, and yourself?
[12:22:37 AM]   --------: yvw
[12:23:14 AM]   --------: Good ty
[12:24:42 AM]   --------: How about a dance sometime
[12:24:54 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): no thank you, never into dancing
[12:25:17 AM]   --------: btw nice plastic surgery
[12:25:58 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) chuckles.. "they aren't always addons, some are naturally endowed."
[12:26:18 AM]   --------: yeah right those aren't natural
[12:26:45 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) smiles, neither is anything about anyone's avis.

Now... while some may think breasts above a certain size must be surgically enhanced, I find that to be an extremely ignorant viewpoint. I come from a family of pretty generously endowed women (well above my dd), and it's all natural. My avi reflects that, especially since lola's has the mirage boobs which don't do that pointy fembot shit. I find it annoying that people think if your avi has mesh breasts, to call it fake, or make cracks about plastic surgery. While some may be going for a surgically enhanced look, there are others who are happy to have their avi reflect their rl body's attributes without the weird boxy angular sl slider mishaps of yore.

I find it more annoying when their words go from "very stunning" to "nice plastic surgery" right after I turned down an offer to dance. I don't see the point of sharing a pair of poseballs with a looped animation and a script inside, with a stranger.

So fuckin kill me.

Really, check the ego at the door. My breasts, ass, all of my avi, and of your avi, and EVERYONE'S avi is FAKE! Get over it. It's a fake world. Good god, I have to explain everything...

Princess Nadya Crème Brûlée Panda

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Seriously??

You can take the Gorean out of Gor (though I have no idea why), but you can't take the stupid out of the Gorean.

[12:31:11 AM]  ------ has begun an IM session with you.
[12:31:11 AM]  Autoresponse sent to ------
[12:31:28 AM]  ------: blue eyes caught a glimpse of the blonde one
[12:31:59 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) noms on some skittles and looks around the room idly
[12:32:52 AM]  ------: motions with large left index finger for the blonde one to join him at the chair.
[12:34:04 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) notices someone apparently calling a waiter, and thinks they may be sorely disappointed in the service here, as there is no waiter.
[12:35:37 AM]  ------: i would enjoy eating your pussy....deep voice surrounds her ears.
[12:36:54 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) jumps, startled by the sudden deep voice she hears, grumbles as she takes out the small perfume vial filled with holy water and starts flicking it around the air, as she didn't see anyone speak, and refuses to be molested by a ghost
[12:38:00 AM]  ------: bring that lovely body of yours over to me, so that I can feast on it...long digits snaps loud as my deep resounding voices carries to her ears.
[12:39:37 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) glances up in time to see the guy still waiting for the waiter snapping his fingers, apparently at her, briefly thinking 'oh hell no, he didn't!', before dubbing him the voicethrower in her head, cocking her eyebrow in a very clear "seriously??" gesture, before she continues to nom on her skittles.
[12:40:46 AM]  ------: left large palm strokes thick hard cock as my blue eyes stares directly at you. Motioning with right long index for you to approach.
[12:42:16 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) yawns and continues looking around the room, uninterested in watching a random guy playing with his dick and staring creepily at her while gesturing for her to come over.... yeah, right.
[12:44:49 AM]  ------: notices her body language and knew she was most likely preoccupied by another male
[12:45:50 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) yawns, bored still, despite coming here for the sole purpose of pervcamming, shooting down tacky pickup attempts, and maybe, but highly unlikely, someone actually intelligent to converse with and have a laugh at everyone else.
[12:46:43 AM]  ------: smiles..."come join me for some laughs"
[12:47:19 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) smiles and gives a curt nod, "nah, I've already started laughing over here. I'm good."
[12:47:54 AM]  ------: "Good ! Atleast you got a laugh"...smiles
[12:48:19 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): Did I ever.

Was I too subtle? :P

Princess Nadya Crème Brûlée Panda

Friday, May 2, 2014

Fails of the Day!

[02:28:14 AM]  -------: hi ! how much length you like for hard cock ? ..cm ?
[02:30:58 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): That is most assuredly, the saddest attempt at a pickup line I have ever suffered through in my entire sl experience.
[02:32:03 AM]  You decline 000 (2) from -------.
[02:32:00 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): Any and all photos you send will be posted on my blog, for the world to mock and laugh at. Consider this discarded one a get out of humiliation free card.

What an idiot.


[03:51:34 AM]  --------: sexy bitch
[03:52:03 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): Oh sweetie, do rephrase that, you don't know me well enough yet.
[03:52:33 AM]  --------: hmm
[03:53:26 AM]  --------: don't know how else to say it
[03:53:39 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): That's too bad. :)
[03:53:51 AM]  --------: give me a hint
[03:55:03 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): If you can't figure it out on your own, there's nothing I could do to explain it.
[03:55:14 AM]  --------: a riddle
[03:56:00 AM]  --------: meanwhile, you know you are sexy
[03:56:19 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): Thank you.
[03:56:55 AM]  --------: yeah
[03:57:52 AM]  --------: condescending little cunt

[03:58:37 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): You silly little shit.

Are you fucking serious?? Lmfao.

[03:48:13 AM]  --------: i like creme brulee
[03:48:14 AM]  --------: ;=
[03:49:03 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): it's kinda awesome
[03:49:26 AM]  --------: im --------
[03:49:29 AM]  --------: nice to meet you
[03:50:03 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): nice to meet you --------, i'm Nadya
[03:50:14 AM]  --------: are you here alone nadya???
[03:54:40 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): yups
[03:55:52 AM]  --------: what brings you here nadya?
[03:56:40 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): bored, so when I'm bored, I come here to pervcam and shoot down tacky pickup lines
[03:57:31 AM]  --------: do you use cam?
[03:57:56 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): No.

Wow. Just wow.



Men. Do NOT do this. I will laugh at you, and everyone else will too.

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