Fails of the Day!

[02:28:14 AM]  -------: hi ! how much length you like for hard cock ? ..cm ?
[02:30:58 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): That is most assuredly, the saddest attempt at a pickup line I have ever suffered through in my entire sl experience.
[02:32:03 AM]  You decline 000 (2) from -------.
[02:32:00 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): Any and all photos you send will be posted on my blog, for the world to mock and laugh at. Consider this discarded one a get out of humiliation free card.

What an idiot.


[03:51:34 AM]  --------: sexy bitch
[03:52:03 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): Oh sweetie, do rephrase that, you don't know me well enough yet.
[03:52:33 AM]  --------: hmm
[03:53:26 AM]  --------: don't know how else to say it
[03:53:39 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): That's too bad. :)
[03:53:51 AM]  --------: give me a hint
[03:55:03 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): If you can't figure it out on your own, there's nothing I could do to explain it.
[03:55:14 AM]  --------: a riddle
[03:56:00 AM]  --------: meanwhile, you know you are sexy
[03:56:19 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): Thank you.
[03:56:55 AM]  --------: yeah
[03:57:52 AM]  --------: condescending little cunt

[03:58:37 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): You silly little shit.

Are you fucking serious?? Lmfao.

[03:48:13 AM]  --------: i like creme brulee
[03:48:14 AM]  --------: ;=
[03:49:03 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): it's kinda awesome
[03:49:26 AM]  --------: im --------
[03:49:29 AM]  --------: nice to meet you
[03:50:03 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): nice to meet you --------, i'm Nadya
[03:50:14 AM]  --------: are you here alone nadya???
[03:54:40 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): yups
[03:55:52 AM]  --------: what brings you here nadya?
[03:56:40 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): bored, so when I'm bored, I come here to pervcam and shoot down tacky pickup lines
[03:57:31 AM]  --------: do you use cam?
[03:57:56 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): No.

Wow. Just wow.

Men. Do NOT do this. I will laugh at you, and everyone else will too.