Seriously??

You can take the Gorean out of Gor (though I have no idea why), but you can't take the stupid out of the Gorean.

[12:31:11 AM]  ------ has begun an IM session with you.
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[12:31:28 AM]  ------: blue eyes caught a glimpse of the blonde one
[12:31:59 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) noms on some skittles and looks around the room idly
[12:32:52 AM]  ------: motions with large left index finger for the blonde one to join him at the chair.
[12:34:04 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) notices someone apparently calling a waiter, and thinks they may be sorely disappointed in the service here, as there is no waiter.
[12:35:37 AM]  ------: i would enjoy eating your pussy....deep voice surrounds her ears.
[12:36:54 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) jumps, startled by the sudden deep voice she hears, grumbles as she takes out the small perfume vial filled with holy water and starts flicking it around the air, as she didn't see anyone speak, and refuses to be molested by a ghost
[12:38:00 AM]  ------: bring that lovely body of yours over to me, so that I can feast on it...long digits snaps loud as my deep resounding voices carries to her ears.
[12:39:37 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) glances up in time to see the guy still waiting for the waiter snapping his fingers, apparently at her, briefly thinking 'oh hell no, he didn't!', before dubbing him the voicethrower in her head, cocking her eyebrow in a very clear "seriously??" gesture, before she continues to nom on her skittles.
[12:40:46 AM]  ------: left large palm strokes thick hard cock as my blue eyes stares directly at you. Motioning with right long index for you to approach.
[12:42:16 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) yawns and continues looking around the room, uninterested in watching a random guy playing with his dick and staring creepily at her while gesturing for her to come over.... yeah, right.
[12:44:49 AM]  ------: notices her body language and knew she was most likely preoccupied by another male
[12:45:50 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) yawns, bored still, despite coming here for the sole purpose of pervcamming, shooting down tacky pickup attempts, and maybe, but highly unlikely, someone actually intelligent to converse with and have a laugh at everyone else.
[12:46:43 AM]  ------: smiles..."come join me for some laughs"
[12:47:19 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek) smiles and gives a curt nod, "nah, I've already started laughing over here. I'm good."
[12:47:54 AM]  ------: "Good ! Atleast you got a laugh"...smiles
[12:48:19 AM]  ɳadya crème brûlée ρaɳɗa (nadya.kruyschek): Did I ever.

Was I too subtle? :P

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